Mullet Dale

Dale has strong opinions about gas station hot dogs, owns at least one sleeveless tee, and definitely says, "Hell yeah, brother." Features a handcrafted mullet, judgmental expression, and an absolute wagon in the rear.

• One of a kind, handmade by Panic Rat Club
• Fits a standard-size Bic lighter
• Polymer clay with glossy finish
• Handle with care—tiny weirdos deserve gentle treatment.